And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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