Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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