I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The air was thick with penises
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i need some magic done to my vagina
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