He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
time to smoke my breakfast
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
