Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i out mim tonsoeep
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