i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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