Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
