i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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