I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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