Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
