Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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