On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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