yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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