69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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