took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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