I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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