that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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