How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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