Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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