We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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