ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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