I'm really into asian looking animals
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
