S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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