So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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