With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
