their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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