Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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