did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
