your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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