yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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