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(248): View more from Michigan

I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor

(248): View more from Michigan

Its my greatest physical accomplishment

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(614): View more from Ohio

Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.

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(480): View more from Arizona

naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor

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(702): View more from Nevada

explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.

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(914): View more from New York

He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.

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(614): View more from Ohio

your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night

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(843): View more from South Carolina

While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....

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