Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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