Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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