Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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