I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
