you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
wat bout pragnant strippers??
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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