she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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