I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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