some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm too high and old for this...
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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