she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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