I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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