My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
