this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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