i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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