I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
All the doctor said was why
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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