Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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