brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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