question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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