Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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