a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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