What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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