Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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