I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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