and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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