Having a random hookup so left but love u
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Text me some of your sweat
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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