what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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