How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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