So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
