Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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