Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just saw a hot homeless man
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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