the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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