can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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