I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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