it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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